GODS AUDITOR GENERAL
BREAKING NEWS...................
AP news wire is reporting that Senator Charles Grassley of Iowa, the ranking Republican on the Senate Finance Committee has been promoted to Auditor General for God.
Although this has yet to be confirmed by senators Grassley office in Washington D.C., the senator speaking at a recent news conference expressed his concern about the lavish spending and Donald Trump like lifestyles of some of America’s biggest ministry personalities. Citing $30,000 dollar conference tables and $23,000 dollar toilets senator Grassley wants to hold these ministries accountable for the donations they receive for the work of the Lord and His poor.
Hiding behind constitutional law and federal church tax exemption under the separation of church and state, these ministries are confident that unlike themselves the dear old senator from potatoeland doesn’t have a $23,000 dollar toilet or pot, excuse my french, to piss in.
One final note. As senator Grassley was leaving the news conference the media noticed a bumper sticker that stood out on the senators car that read:
MY BOSS IS A POOR JEWISH CARPENTER BUT
MY PASTOR IS A RICH, AMERICAN A- HOLE
James Robert Kessler
http://www.inchristvictorious.com/
**The views expressed on this blog is solely the artistic expression and opinion of Mr. Kessler alone.**
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